That's right. This is a gushy Avadore memory entry.

After his shower, Avadore comes to me and, in a very frantic voice says, "Mama, water in my ear!"

I rip off my regular day clothes to reveal my superspecialsuperdooper mom costume. I am now SuperMom. "That's alright, son!" I say, "I know exaclty what to do!" I take him to his room and have him lie down on the bed with the offending hear down on the mattress. "Just lie here for a moment, son -- it will be better soon!" I run at my superfastsonicspeed to put the pacifier back in LD's mouth. Avadore calls, "Mama, the water come out! The water come out, Mama!"

That's right, kiddos, it's called gravity, and when worked with correctly, it's your friend.

And remember to brush your teeth and eat five fruits and vegetables a day.