Electric Grandmother

First of all, Rice and I received some really bad news. The the Pastafarians have informed us that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has rejected our petition to worship at his giant pasta plate due to Rice's gluten-intolerance. We still have high hopes that the Flying Pad Thai Monster's rice noodliness will accept our application.

In other news, about a hundred of you have stopped by since yesterday and only a handful said hey to Rice. A slow day around here, but still I'm alarmed! You lurkers, you.

The news from the Pastafarians is really troubling him. Come say hello and cheer him up.

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After reading this entry, Rice has called me a liar. He says, and I quote, "I'm not really as concerned as you make out."

It's not true, friends, he's just putting up a brave front.

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Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (2) Share on Facebook		2005-08-27 11:38 AM disappointed First of all, Rice and I received some really bad news. The the Pastafarians have informed us that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has rejected our petition to worship at his giant pasta plate due to Rice's gluten-intolerance. We still have high hopes that the Flying Pad Thai Monster's rice noodliness will accept our application. In other news, about a hundred of you have stopped by since yesterday and only a handful said hey to Rice. A slow day around here, but still I'm alarmed! You lurkers, you. The news from the Pastafarians is really troubling him. Come say hello and cheer him up. *********************************************************** After reading this entry, Rice has called me a liar. He says, and I quote, "I'm not really as concerned as you make out." It's not true, friends, he's just putting up a brave front. Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top