I hate it when I'm talking to someone about the cold and someone comes up to inform me that "this isn't cold. I used to live in Philadelphia and when I went home a couple weeks ago, it was 12 degrees."

Well laddi freakin da. As if I really wanted you to talk about how cold it is in Phillie. It's all a matter of "toughness." The main reason why someone would say something like that is because they think that we're a bunch of pansies because we think that 30 degrees is cold. It's a contest to those types of people. I don't care if that person thinks that we're a bunch of wussies down here in Texas when it gets 30 degrees outside. It's no skin off my sack, honestly.

If I wanted to stoop to their level, I'd tell them to meet me out on some mall parking lot on a nice August day, when the heat is peeling paint off of parked cars. Take that you thick blooded mutha.

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matt out