I'm cutting and pasting the following taken from Luke's movie web journal. It's REALLY funny.

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Just got finished seeing Return of the King again. It's only gotten better with a second viewing. A lot of subtle details that slipped by me the first time through were noticed.

I did think of a few gags that would have been funny to see in it though (not really of course).

One was when Aragorn said "I do not fear death" as he ran into that cave mountain thing (to summon the dead army), it would have been real funny if like 2 seconds later they showed him running out like "shit, I aint stupid!".

Or if after Sam killed the spider if he took that glowing elf crystal thing and did the "asthma inhaler" thing like his character "Mickey" from the beloved "Goonies".

Finally, if when Denethor (the Steward of Gondor) was trying to get Pippin to sing a song, if he would have done that Ben Stiller character "no no no seriously do it" guy and got Pippin to sing that way.

"No no no seriously do it. Sing a song. It'll be great. No no no, do it"

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funny stuff