I should sell this line to Larry David or to the "Will and Grace" script writers. For all I know, it may have already been used...

My friends and I are at a bar. One of my friends calls out, "Hey, Jess, do you like the symphony?"

"Yes, of course I do, I'm gay," he answers back sarcastically. "I like anything with a Playbill."

I thought that was pretty funny. Sounded like a sitcom line.

matt out