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Mom Heavily Recruited to Join the Austin Macks!
by MATTHEW MCKIBBEN, Associated Press Writer
33 minutes ago
from Yahoo! Sports
AUSTIN, Texas - The Austin Macks treated Washington DC Dane star, Jill Susan McKibben to a brief, yet exciting weekend in an effort to persuade Jill to reconsider renegotiating her contract with the Washington DC franchise.
The Austin Macks introduced Jill to Parker Chloe, their new eating and pooping prospect. Parker was recently called up from the Minor Leagues and appears headed for a lengthy career of high "Smile Averages" and "Poop Slugging Percentages," both of which are off the charts for rookies her age.
There is no word on how the talks went, though league sources indicate that she has also been heavily recruited by the Orlando Ghosts. The Houston Lukas's have also been mentioned as a possible destination, but the franchise doesn't have enough prospects to pull off a trade of equal value.
More as this story develops.
Jill McKibben enjoying complimentary cupcakes provided by the Austin Macks.
by MATTHEW MCKIBBEN, Associated Press Writer
33 minutes ago
from Yahoo! Sports
AUSTIN, Texas - The Austin Macks treated Washington DC Dane star, Jill Susan McKibben to a brief, yet exciting weekend in an effort to persuade Jill to reconsider renegotiating her contract with the Washington DC franchise.
The Austin Macks introduced Jill to Parker Chloe, their new eating and pooping prospect. Parker was recently called up from the Minor Leagues and appears headed for a lengthy career of high "Smile Averages" and "Poop Slugging Percentages," both of which are off the charts for rookies her age.
There is no word on how the talks went, though league sources indicate that she has also been heavily recruited by the Orlando Ghosts. The Houston Lukas's have also been mentioned as a possible destination, but the franchise doesn't have enough prospects to pull off a trade of equal value.
More as this story develops.
Jill McKibben enjoying complimentary cupcakes provided by the Austin Macks.
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