P has this Baby Einstein book that plays midi-like versions of famous pieces of classical music. One of the cats must have stepped on it this morning, causing the "Pictures at an Exhibition" song to play throughout the apartment.

Cut to the bedroom where I startle awake and frantically search for my iPhone to turn off my alarm before it wakes up Parker.

Such is the life of a tired parent who doesn't realize that his iPhone alarm clock sounds nothing like "Pictures at an Exhibition."

- Matt