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A fan speaks: "When Darth Vader pitched the Emperor into the abyss, well, let's just say I'd never experienced a climax like that before. But I'd be lying if I said I was 100 percent happy."

I must admit, like many others, I was pumped up for the first prequel, hoping George Lucas hadn't ruined our relationship, but "the nation's hopes for a reconciliation were dashed in 1999, when, after a seemingly eternal wait, the disappointing Episode I—The Phantom Menace left the nation feeling hollow."

"Lord Of The Rings gave me things Star Wars never could."

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