Confession time: I tuned in - albeit, for about two minutes - to the new Freddie Prinze, Jr. show on ABC tonight. Okay, okay, I KNOW, but it was on before "Lost" and I have an even deeper confession as to why I really tuned in.

Brian Austin Green.

I know. I KNOW. Judge away. But any girl who grew up watching every. single. episode. of "Beverly Hills 90210" knows how much that boy has come along. I mean, he started out scrawny, geeky David Silver. A wannabe rapper in several episodes of the show (Favorites of mine and my sister's include the "squash it" episode where the kids try to say 'no' to drugs and violence, and the one where David proclaims "Hey, I may be white, but I ain't Vanilla." Emmy awards galore.)

But now....but now....(she says weak in the knees)

Time has been good to BAG, who grew up, bulked up and got hot enough to impregnate "Las Vegas"'s Vanessa Marcil. I'm sure BAG's recent return to the boob tube won't last long - this is a Freddie Prinze, Jr. production, after all. And as any sane human knows, anything Freddie touches turns to shit. But hey, at least it'll be a pretty four-episode run.