so today i met a really hot wiccan stripper. she comes into the store all the time, but i didn't know she was either til she told me tonight. good for her! i just really like the phrase "wiccan stripper" (like topless possibilities).

had 2 really great conversations with poppy yesterday, and i am going to blame one on onchard. poppy claims that my boobs are going to be too old to feed octavius by the time chard gets his act together, which of course turned into him saying that we should look on my boobs for an expiration date. poppy was delighted, giggling like a schoolgirl.

in conversation 2, i found out poppy has standards for the women he will sleep with. we were watching law and order svu, and i asked him what he thought of mariska hargitay ( daughter of jayne mansfield) and he said he wouldn't sleep with her. i was stunned. his reason is that she has a stupid haircut and unattractive mouth. i told him i was glad that he had standards, and he said they're usually looser, but he really just doesn't like her. he said as long as the woman is real slutty and enthusiastic, he doesn't care if she has an eyeball hanging out. that sounded more like the poppy we all know and love.