ok, so today we got a fan letter to the store in the mail... i used to get letters like this from a patient in pittsburgh every time she got sent to jail, but this really beats everything:

"Dear Staff, There's a passage in "The New Revelations, a conversation with God'" that reads: ..., that it has caused you to interrupt your own ecstacy, to express your disapproval of another, for not expereinceing the SAME ecstacy. You have argued with each other, battled with each other, and killed each other in your anger over this ecstacy." This is a hint from the gods to use MDMA (and psilocybin) for treatment of many of mankind's diseases. Psychedelics enable one to cut through all the toxic haze to get in touch with God.

I've always been a big fan of Magikal Garden, so enjoy these incredible tapes. The best stuff on earth." Then he signs his name with the word healer in green crayon under it and the date in read crayon under that.

Even more intersting is the attached suggested audiobook list, written in a rainbow of crayon colors. When i started to read it and saw the bible-ish passage, i was sure it was someone chastizing us for the products in the store.

This sort of thing will plague me no matter which profession i choose.

Stay tuned, coming soon, "My Legacy of Hair"...