well, for those of you currently living out of the area (which is everyone but me), the entire valley is now a giant swimming pool. we are flooded like you would not believe. all bridges from kingston down to west pittston are closed. luckily my little chunk isn't too bad yet, except for a few inches of water in the basement. (that phrase sounded strangely dirty to me) i know this is nothing compared to florida right now, so i'm not complaining. weird to see our little river roaring through and taking over. as long as i don't get evacuated, i am still having my yard sale tomorrow. people will swim for a good bargain.

i forgot to mention the other night i had a great dream in which i decided to marry a piece of chicken. i went to wendy's to find a husband and when i did we moved into his red box together. this made me really happy. i may have even nibbled on his breading in bed.