Imagine my blog from the other day, written around the shape of a specific tall man. It was inspired by DS, who I’ve been horrifically crushing on forever, yet I didn’t mention him once. I know he knows of my crush and that he reads these, so you might think I was being my usual vague self, you know... leave him wondering. Well, this one was inspired by more of a crippling shyness (criminally vulgar?) that seems to overtake me whenever I talk to him. He’s so smart and funny, in ways that super surpass cleverness and wit. He’s ambitious (but not in a sleazy way) and full of stories and kind. I smile whenever I get to talk to him in that dippy girly way. So as to not turn my whole blogging experience into a continuous ode to this guy, I figured I’d put everything out there in the universe in this one entry.

no desperation limit

new desperation level

even though my nose don't work

I smell trouble, I smell trouble

-Violent Femmes