last night i dreamt that i was in my backyard, by the fence, and my neighbors had a pet deer. it came over to the fence and was very sweet, so i jumped the fence and went to their house. the deer talked and smoked cigarettes, and had a gravelly voice like tom waits (i guess from all the smoking). we sat at the neighbors kitchen table and talked about a ton of things (gossip about them, the deer's recent foot surgery, etc) until they came home. once they were there, the deer acted like it didn't know how to talk and they baby-talked to him and told him to give me kisses. he jumped up and instead of licking my face like you would expect, he shocked the hell out of them by giving me people kisses (you know, "mwah, mwah, mwah" with his little deer lips) all over my face. i left and when i got in my car to drive somewhere, the deer was the dj on the radio and he played me a really sad/sweet song that i sang along to.

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