Today a very muscley woman came into the store in a tank top, spandex shorts, and a fanny pack, worn in front. She was nice enough, looking for something we didn't have. She began to walk towards the front door, then said "oh! i have something to show you that i know you'll like." She then produces from her fannypack a wad of photos. I mean, like, 50 of them. All of the same albino sparrow that landed in her yard. Now a tiny white bird with pink eyes is cute and interesting, and I didn't want to be rude (she was very muscley, remember), so i shuffled through them as quickly as i could. About 90% were of this bird's back. she apologized for a lot of them missing because she had given away a bunch before she got to the store. wtf?

Also on the way home from work, I saw a great sign in front of a church that said "If you give the devil and inch, he will become a ruler." again, wtf?

PS, I might go to a tattoo convention with my mother this weekend. She wants a tattoo of jesus on her shoulder. Cause my life isn't weird enough.