recent IM with t:

melastica: last night i browsed the lesbians and bi girls in the area on myspace...holy god there are a lot of unattractive women in the valley

terri2jp: it took myspace to make you figure that out?

melastica: lol, maybe i am too superficial when it comes to the ladies

terri2jp: i mean, c'mon, people our age and younger wear those ugly santa applique sweaters in PA

melastica: i know!!!

melastica: i was watching tv and first mtv had lesbians on that 'my life' or whatever it is and then on we was 'late in life lesbians' and then 'bound' came on, so i thought 'ok universe, you dont have to hit me over the head'

terri2jp: so, u r going gay?

melastica: no, i dig the cock way too much

melastica: if i could find a hot tolerable woman then maybe but i just dont know

terri2jp: that's what i thought

you do realize that this has the same cadence of one of our high school conversations? i love that.