last night's dreams, ripe for interpretation:

inspired by a comic book i got yesterday (marvel zombies vs. army of darkness), i'm sure.

1. everyone in the world had a zombie twin. i didn't have any guns and they were coming into my house. i didnt meet any twins of anyone i knew, but i did encounter amy poehler's from snl. she was funny, being all sarcastic, like "oh nobody's home, i guess we should just leave" to the other zombies, but she was still a zombie, so i used my shower rod and stuck it through her eye (the only way i could hit her brain with the only weapon i had). i think she called me a jerk when i did that.

2. a hotel room full of butch lesbians. everyone was either fighting or making out. one of them hid a chocholate bar in my couch cushions. that has to mean something...

the comic book was excellent, btw. ash teamed up with frank castle (aka the punisher) to fight marvel superheroes-turned-undead.