Okay. I like Altoids as much as the next person. Maybe more. I like the stronger flavors, and have even tried the sour apple chewing gum, no lie. (It's not curiously sour so much as super sour, which is not, I realized, what I look for in a gum. But I digress.) I like the ginger, the mints (peppermint over wintergreen) and the cinnamons are quite good. I like 'em, okay?

But this is just silly.