Okay, okay, I know I've been a bad toad. Life, see? It takes up all my time, and I don't have a clue about how to make more. But here's an interesting one for ya:

Dwarfs: the perfect astronauts.

Like Jay Lake, I'm not sure I'd have the nerve to write a story with this as a central concept, but maybe.

And it's just funky, you know?