My favorite of these tips for foiling loved ones at the moment of your demise is, naturally:

"Antidisestablishmentarianism isn't—!"

But "Unhand my—!" runs a close second.

I also like the linked post about "Things to consider when naming your child." You might think it's pronounced Ash-o-lay, but when you look "assh*le" up in the dictionary, you're in for a rude surprise.