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I drive through the Starbucks that's halfway between home and work. Every morning at 0h-dark hundred I pull up to the speaker/menu and order a venti red-eye.

This morning the barista said, "Hi, Rhubarb. Sorry but we're out of coffee."

Long pause while I processed the message. I don't process anything quickly whilst the neurons are still in sleep mode.

Out of coffee? How could they be out of coffee??

Oh, a joke. "Ha ha" I laughed. "Now gimme my caffeine and nobody gets hurt." Talk about living dangerously!

Never joke about coffee with a woman who is in withdrawal.

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