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Strange Political Quotes (from strangecosmos.com):
"What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty?" - President Bill Clinton, on a survey ranking the Lewinsky scandal as the 53rd most significant story of the century.
"You know, Tim, that's one of the things that will be debated." --New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, after being asked by NBC's Tim Russert why he didn't use buses to evacuate residents in accordance with the city's evacuation plan
"African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do." --President Clinton on Black Entertainment Television, November 2, 1994
"I am filled with humidity" --Speaker Gib Lewis
"I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."-- Ronald Regan
"We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?" --Marion Barry
"We don't want to open a box of Pandoras."-- Gov. Bruce King
"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25."-- Sen. Mary Anne Tebedo
"She's a wonderful, wonderful person, and we're looking to a happy and wonderful night... uh, life."-- Sen. Ted Kennedy, about his then-fiancee
"I don't know anyone here that's been killed by a handgun." -- Rep. Avery Alexander
"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."-- Dan Quayle
"The world is more like it is now than it ever has before."-- Dwight Eisenhower
"You read what Disraeli had to say. I don't remember what he said. He said something. He's no longer with us."-- Bob Dole
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"What's a man got to do to get in the top fifty?" - President Bill Clinton, on a survey ranking the Lewinsky scandal as the 53rd most significant story of the century.
"You know, Tim, that's one of the things that will be debated." --New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, after being asked by NBC's Tim Russert why he didn't use buses to evacuate residents in accordance with the city's evacuation plan
"African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do." --President Clinton on Black Entertainment Television, November 2, 1994
"I am filled with humidity" --Speaker Gib Lewis
"I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."-- Ronald Regan
"We are ready for any unforseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?" --Marion Barry
"We don't want to open a box of Pandoras."-- Gov. Bruce King
"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25."-- Sen. Mary Anne Tebedo
"She's a wonderful, wonderful person, and we're looking to a happy and wonderful night... uh, life."-- Sen. Ted Kennedy, about his then-fiancee
"I don't know anyone here that's been killed by a handgun." -- Rep. Avery Alexander
"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."-- Dan Quayle
"The world is more like it is now than it ever has before."-- Dwight Eisenhower
"You read what Disraeli had to say. I don't remember what he said. He said something. He's no longer with us."-- Bob Dole
see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz!
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