You know how horoscopes usually have a somewhat bland, could apply any time to any person message?

Well, then, you can imagine my surprise at reading this one:

Peace and harmony is the regularly scheduled program for the day, but there is a good chance that this signal might be intercepted by a warring force with strong opinions and vindictive tendencies. Hold on to your hat, and make sure you have your actions well aligned with your soul, or else you are apt to be thrown into the fire of a battle that has nothing to do with you.

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! Not your all-purpose, pollyanna message, at all.