Get one flour tortilla, as big as you want.

Lube it slightly with about 1/2 tsp of mayo. Real, not fake, not Miracle Whip or any shit like that.

Slather a judicious amount of chipotle in adobo sauce.

Sprinkle on a small amount of grated cheddar or jack cheese.

Add chopped cilantro and about 1/4 cup of frozen niblet corn bits.

Pan sear some bell pepper (I prefer anything except green - they make me fart) and some meat. Today I just used turkey sandwich meat.

Put everything on the tortilla and sprinkle with a pinch of ground fajita seasoning. I like the Simply Organic kind.

Zap in the microwave for about 45 seconds.

Consume greedily with a side of chips and a beverage.