What does it mean when you have a dream in which you are preparing for a party at your suburban split level, but you get sidetracked into bed by a former lover, while awaiting the return of your second ex-husband from a trip, and your second ex-husband arrives at the same time as your first ex-husband, while you and the former lover are yanking up your pants and scurrying into the kitchen to finish cooking the curry?

I kid you not, this was my dream last night.

And former lover was much better endowed than I had remembered.

Oh, the human mind is a wonderful playground!