Harreld: hey, how do you feel about giving massage on Saturday?

Scout: tomorrow? No problem. What'd you have in mind?

H: well, it's our chef's birthday, and we wanted to do something nice for her.

S: how sweet! Sure, I'd love to.

H: and you know, if you massage her, it's pretty certain you'd get some nice treats from the kitchen this summer . . .

S: (oh, goody, treats! she thinks to herself. )