I survived yesterday's rush hour. I survived wild monkey lovin'. I even survived pizza farts. And now I'm at Doe Bay.

I'm in the hostel for a couple days until my cabin is ready. The person living there is moving out on the first, and then I can move in.

My massage stuff is in my massage cabin, Lakshmi. My bed and camping and other ancillary stuff is still in my car. Everything else is in my private hostel room. All I can think about is either A) a nap, B) a soak, or C) a soak and then a nap. Well, truth be told, I am also thinking about drinking water and snacking, but I just had some caramel corn, so my appetite can just eff off.

I have wi-fi. I have sunshine. I have shaded parking. I have five massages scheduled for tomorrow.

It's real!