V[irginia] W[oolf] has nothing on you. Why quote her, when it is you who is living to the full? Yes, she laid the groundwork, but she was, personally, to walk across the minefield. She was the consummate theoristician. There's no denying she thought outside the box. But living outside the box is a hundred times scarier and more rewarding. VW lived revolution in the mind; you live it in reality. Your pussy, waterworks and all, actualizes VW's most revolutionary thoughts. No, that's not even true. You're not just putting her thoughts into practice. A woman's body that works the water is working the primary element of life itself. Don't let anyone fool you. There are have been plenty of revolutionary ideas that die out on pages in some history book stored sanitarily on a library shelf. The real cultural war is not being fought by theorists. The universe swells, undulates, congests and shakes with seismic tremors each time you find your erotic center. No theoretical text can match that. The greatest misconception we live under is that a truly righteous, bone-twisting orgasm has no cultural or ideological repercussions, that it's merely private. Oh, but the private realm is what pulsating stars excel in! For who remembers that universe when it shines through to feeling? [Scout] is a name that lives on, not in history book, but in the book of life every couple writes as they struggle to say "we are here. We are starlight. We are golden."

Wow.