I looked back at a few old entries, those ones from the history of Scoutblog that I chose to hide away when I moved to the Scoutpost. The ones that are most pertinent today are the ones about kissing.

Lately, I've been doing a lot of kissing. Some is great, some mediocre, none truly awful.

The one thing that most folks still don't seem to get is the lips-first-then-tongue thing. Please, folks, be ye ladies or gents, leave the tongue in the mouth until the lips have completely engaged. Now, this isn't a forever rule, but a good general guideline. The occasional nip of the tip is fine. The Jabba-the-Hut approach will get you 86d faster than bad beef tongue.

Let's all say it together now: Lips first, then tongue.

Class dismissed.