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Men vs Women watching a football game
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Men: Use Deuce

Women: He's limping, he's hurt

Men: Use Deuce

Women: Oh God, I hope we just don't get shut out.

Men: Use Deuce

Women: At least we aren't shut out.

Men: Use Deuce

Women: Look at that field, everyone is slipping

Men: Use Deuce

Women: This is killing me, my stomach is hurting

Men: Use Deuce

Women: Go, Go, Go!!!!!! (aside to the baby, I'm sorry sweetie, Mommy is just yelling at the TV)

Men: Use Deuce

Women: This isn't looking good....

Men: Use Deuce

Women: I think I'm going to throw up.

Men: Use Deuce

Women: I'm done. There is only 11 minutes left in the game and we are down three touchdowns.

Men: Use Deuce

Women: What do you want for dinner?

Men: Use Deuce

Women: The game's over. We'll do better next year. The team is young. It was a great season. Honey, could you take out the trash?

Men: He shoulda used Deuce.


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