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Alarm clocks

I know a lot of you have trouble getting up in the morning. My friend Tina Meyerhoff sent these along, and I share them here as a public service.

Some are novel without being mean.




hello smelly kitty?





also available hot

and the British classic, Teasmade

There's a sadistic streak in a lot of alarm clocks designed to rouse heavy sleepers.

runs and hides


flies away

lays eggs and makes you collect them


also puzzling


(although there is a hyper-polite counterpart)

damn cold


most likely to end a relationship

and possibly the most diabolical

but no, it gets worse.

You can try to take revenge...

with your fingers


or firearms!

...but as usual, aggression only creates more aggression.

This one not only helps you to wake up, but also

to get up.

Good morning!

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