This meme cam from Maggie (Electric Grandmother).

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Susan

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letter or real name plus izzie): Susizzie (that's not very gangsta-ish)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal): Blue Queen (female cat)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street): Grace Garden

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, first three letters of mom's maiden name): Rowsuhar

6. YOUR SUPERHERO'S NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Brown Coffee

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Men: father's middle name and mother's middle name; Women: mother's middle name and father's middle name): Josephine Bateman

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Lady

9. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (the name of your childhood pet and the street you grew up on): Sweetiface Beech. (My other cat was Trigger.)

And it's a good thing this appeared because it was otherwise an IUD--other than a brief torrential downpour with some hail reported.