Here's a quickie. It's waaay late, and I'm pecking this out on my phone, so it's slow going.

I indulged in some sanity-restoration time and attended a game night tonight. People bring games and whichever gets a quorum gets played.

One of the games tonight was a party game called 'Things.' (No hyperlink tonight, sorry. Typing on the phone is challenging enough.)

Mode of play is simple. One player draws a card, reads out an open-ended question and everyone writes on a slip of paper their answer. The question is usually vague and suggestive.

I broke up the game today. They were laughing so hard we couldn't play for five minutes. One gal, five guys, laughing so hard tears were coming out of our eyes. The question was, ''Things you'd do if you were the opposite gender for a day.''

I wrote, ''Two words: prune fingers.''