I giggled tonight, a lot, over seeing a sign on a neighboring apartment building's garage that read, in part, "If Door Is Left Open Or Unlicked"... This was not a handmade sign. This was all official looking and shit.

In that spirit, a silly meme:

1. Open up your media player or winamp or ipod or whatever, set it to shuffle.

2. Skip through the first 25 songs and list them.

3. Add "in my pants" to the end of each song title.

4. Bold your favorites.

Herewith:

Allegory in my pants

Center of the Universe in my pants

A Man/Me/Then Jim in my pants

Keep It Up in my pants

Canceled Check in my pants

my slumbering heart in my pants

Pennyroyal Tea in my pants

The District Sleeps Alone Tonight in my pants

Come Back from San Francisco in my pants

Open Up Your Heart and Let the Sun Shine In in my pants

No One Else in my pants

Teenage Love Song in my pants

Save It For a Rainy Day in my pants

Troubadors in my pants (that's where that music is coming from...)

Baby Blue Sedan in my pants

Tippecanoe and Tyler Too in my pants

A Fond Farewell in my pants

Pressure Zone in my pants

Asshole in my pants (this one's a bit on the nose, huh?)

The Engine Driver in my pants

Hopes Up in my pants

If My Heart Was a Car in my pants (I'd be a mixed metaphor!)

Never Too Soon in my pants

A Distorted Reality Is Now A Necessity to Be Free in my pants

Fingertips in my pants