Basically, I think of something really embarrassing, and then I write about it as graphically as possible.

That's my sister, Stephanie, talking there, explaining her approach to writing erotica. It's an approach that clearly has a lot to recommend it: Stephanie just had a story accepted by Clean Sheets. Coolness!

Stephanie is already hard at work on a new story, inspired, she says, by Hugh Jackman's ass. She went to ComiCon a few weeks ago to get a look at said ass. ("It was so cool! I could see the red tab on his Levi's!") The things we writers do for research. It's a tough life.

By the by, IMDB shows Jackman starring in the upcoming movie Van Helsing. Anyone else here think it's just wrong for a guy with that ass to be playing the embodiment of Victorian sexual repression?

Of course, I think the only thing the 'Van Helsing' of this movie shares with Stoker's is a name and a penchant for nailing the undead with wooden stakes. Here's a picture of Jackman in the role.

If he keeps that coat on through the whole film, we're not going to be seeing the red tab on his Levi's anyway.