I'm going to tell you what to learn from "The Simpsons" such as how NOT to act. Why, do you ask? Because "The Simpsons" are an ignorant bunch in "Springville". They are dysfunctional, yes. But that's the whole point. To teach us on what NOT to act like.

Let's start with Edna Flanders. She's a drunk and she smokes. Smoking obviously is bad for your health and shortens your life span as well as gives you cancer. And doing a balloon dance wearing nothing but balloons while popping them to the tune of "Fever" is NOT appropiate.

Plus, Homer Simpson choking his son is obviously physically abusive and getting drunk is not exactly cool, it just makes you look stupid. And being a goody-two-shoes like Lisa Simpson is enough to make people hate you. Marge Simpson, you should've known better than to marry an alcoholic and have his kids. That's why you are winding up doing most of the housework.