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2012-08-09 7:07 PM
The Bucks night

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I'll be doing a bit of back dating now since i haven't been on in a while.

(Thursday two days befor the wedding)
9-8-12

The bucks day started good i already had scott from adelaide over one of my good mates and marty was driving from kambalda (7 hour drive).
i had both my parents over from adelaide and skye and my nephew daniel.
i spent most of the day with marty scott skye and daniel.
we went to some science learning centre then left the kids with cat.
we went to the bottlo and got a about 12 cartons of various alcohol.
at this point we were not even sure how many people were coming a lot of them were from my work.
Skip to the party starting i said good bye to cat and skye,
gayle the future mother in law had gone to stay with her sister.
a few blokes came around and then a few more i answered the door a few times,
a girl came to the door (half expected one too)
and not long after another.
the first girl was brunette skinny and very very chatty did average
the other girl "imogene" was young beautiful and had great tits(fake).
after they got changed into next to nothing the drinks were all flowing around.
marty had bought about 50 sausages and 6 loafs of bread for a bbq later that night.... it never happened.
anthony (ant) one of the blokes from work left to go get sprits to have shots with i didn't want to have too many because i wanted to remember the night as best i could.
about 4 shots later and don't remember how many drinks the girls asked around to see if they blokes wanted there under wear removed for an extra fee. i didn't care either way its not like you can see anything while they are stand around.
the blokes payed and they came back naked.
had imogene sitting on my lap for a while apparently i got to grab her tits but i don't remember that bit :(
there was a joint going around so i indulged a little.

soon after everyone got told to go inside for something "special" all the blokes sat around and i was told by marty to sit in a chair that everyone was facing.
i knew what was coming but didn't expect two girls
one was a little asian looks with big boobs and i cant remember the other one.
this is what i remember of it:
i ate a lolly snake out of one of them then a lolly pop
there was some waxing going on she(one of them) was working her way down waxing random bits of air then she got to my belt undid it and pulled it down to wax there but she had no luck i was as bald as a baby hahah.
the asian one hand put hand cream on her boobs then rubber my face in them i probably should have shut my eyes the pain was very over welminh but i continued to watch.
as soon as they left we were all rushed to the front were a limmo was waiting i needed to have a shower before i went anywhere the the cream out my eyes so i went to have a shower while all the blokes came in getting drink out the bath tub.
one bloke opened a can of jacks and gave me a jacks shower.
days later i realized it was on the roof too :/
most of us got into the limo and went to the city(north bridge) it was a thursday night so wasn't that busy.
we had to stop the limo a couple times so we could all go for a piss.
as soon as we got there we all went in a club ( the deen )
where i met my wife to be in the first place.
one person (allen/bondy) didn't get in he only had a new zealand licence and it wasn't acceptable.
we didn't say there long before we were off to the stripper at voodoo lounge.
myself and another guy had been asked to wait outside for 15mins so the bounce could observe our behaviour and get some water.
after about 5 mins marty came down to see why i wasn't in there, i told him and said id be in soon but he started getting annoyed and raising his voice i asked him to just go inside and i'll wait.
long story short he kept going and i knew we were never going to get in now and i had two lap dances ready for me when i got there NOOOO.
marty scott and myself went to the cassino where i wasted all my money then withdrew $700 and lost that in two hands of black jack.
i rang cat and she came and got us we went home at least i got something that night.

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