I just don’t get it, the whole “import car scene”. I mean, they buy a little import car, with a little 4 or 6 cylinder motor, then spend $20k on it to make it do something when you could have just bought a good ole American Musclecar. What happened to all the late 60’s early 70’s musclecars with big motors? Hell, even the new 05 mustang GT is going to come STOCK with 300hp.. Not to mention Corvette, the new Pontiac GTO. (although I think Pontiac missed a great chance for some retro styling..)

But I mean, come on.. have you ever seen the ricer import cars at the drag strip? They literally put the big tires on the front of the car. And they put all the decals for various car part manufactures all over their cars..

The racing stripes make them go faster don’t ya know…
And the neon lights underneath must help it grip the road..
And don’t forget the wing on the back.. (even though it’s a front wheel drive car)
And lets not forget the bolt on aluminum wings and little coffee-can muffler at the back..

No matter what stickers you put on it, what wing is on the back of it.. ITS STILL A FREAKING HONDA PEOPLE!!

Can I start a grass roots movement to bring back the good ole’ American musclecar?? There have to be some left..