WARNING: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between them.

(This message brought to you by the gal who's just a little too blah feeling to make a real entry, but wanted to make sure she had an entry before the month is out. blah. Damn you Rice Garden pseudo-Chinese food!)