Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday!
Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?
Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

Happy Beltane everyone, or any other holiday of the 25 entries at earthcalendar.net (Loyalty Day? Seriously?)

Oh holy cow have I been busy. It has occurred to em that I have yet again neglected to update my journal for frickin ever. Regardless, here's the 30 second tour of my last couple of weeks.

Kentucky: We came. We saw. We Gamed. We drank. We got rained on. I got to yell at a hundred people in a bad Austrailian accent and tell them what to do and thay actually (for the most part) did what I said! I think I like Werewolf best now. I made new friends. I saw old friends. Rex-Goliath Giant 47 Pound Rooster is a silly name for a wine, but a really tasty wine. Karaoke FTW!

Great T-Shirt spotted: Talk Derby to Me

Silent Hill: Creepy Girl + Borg Queen = Crazy Malicious

Waiting for HR... It's kind of like Waiting for Godot, but with less witty and thought provoking banter.

Interviews are a learning experience every time.

I have a new found love for The Pirate Movie and Xanadu.

I love my friends.

Never go grocery shopping when hungry. Especially if you are shopping specifically for a diet.

If you ever decide you'd like to have a couple of little baby turtles because they're so cute, make sure that you know what you're getting into. I love my little dudes, but boy are they little monsters.