Are you missing a phone? Does it say Nokia on the top and T
Mobile on the bottom?

Did you happen to park your booty unsuspectingly in our
clepto-chair in the livingroom?

Sure, he looks big and comfy, but thats just to lul you
into a false sense of security as he pickpockets your
belongings and swallows them.

I have no idea when this chair ate this particular phone,
but if you've been at me and Erik's place recently, and
have noticed that you're phone is now gone, you may likely
suspect... Erik and Thea's clepto chair.

Give me a holler at 213-215-1510 if you think this may have
been your phone.