"It was a Chineese guy with a rat-tooth comb," I explained, although I hadn't quite absorbed what had just happened. I slowly pulled the spoon out of the garbage disposal. "He just burst in the door, and yelled fucking hell shit bitch or some shit like that and came in the kitchen and grabbed a spoon and, well, there you go. He jammed it in the fucking disposal and turned the thing on. Then he danced the jig or whatever and yelled some more fuck shit fag boy asshole thing and then bolted." He had a red rat-tooth comb in his back pocket--you know how important a well groomed mop is when you dispose of spoons door to door . He danced like a marionette at the hands of an evil Gepetto.