Bunch of Bumper Stickers.... Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! A car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed! Adults are just kids with money. T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female. You are right where you belong, behind me! Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. High beams were made to piss people off! If your stupid and you know it honk your horn. There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it.. On the other hand...you have different fingers! Keep honking, I am reloading!. Never eat more than you can lift. Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. Look out! Behind you! A nuclear war can ruin your whole day . They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine. I just love nonverbal communication! You can't be late until you show up. I'm serious; it was a joke. Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems? Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference. Why be normal? Do unto others before they do unto you. Was today really necessary? The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train. In theory, everything works. Don't let schooling get in the way of your education. If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it? Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION.. If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane. Do not believe in miracles - rely on them. The world is coming to an end. Please log off. Nothing is illegal until you get caught. No matter where you go; you're there. Your lucky color has faded. If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. Live long enough to be a problem to your kids. If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ. My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary. If you can do the time, you can do the crime. Too many freaks, not enough circus's! Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! I took an IQ test and the results were negative. No Radio - Already Stolen! I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!. All generalizations are false. God Bless Our Troops. I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. The more I learn, the less I understand. Don't laugh it's paid for. I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!! This was better than any diet I've ever been on. 0-60 in 15 minutes! I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD. Hang up and drive! DARE to keep cops off doughnuts. I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice. I'm not really a driver I just play one on TV! Study long study wrong. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you! Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. I don't drive fast I fly low. I'm wondering if you have any horns with goofy songs? You have to be really secure to be seen in this car. Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that. I am not speeding I am qualifying. It took 40 years to make me look this good. Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth I pretend to work they pretend to pay me! When there's a will I want to be in it! If something goes without saying - LET IT! I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days!! AMERICA-Love It Or Leave It! You just lived your best moment, now GO live another! by: Jannaye