Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, Noah built the ark; professionals built the Titanic! So let build a confersation and let make history!
Ways to have fun ordering Pizza

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask
the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this
conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line
and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

8. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

9. Change your accent every three seconds.

10. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

11. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a pattern you are about to
dictate. Ask if they need paper.



12. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a
sigh of relief.



13. Imitate the order taker's voice.



14. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should
be ashamed.



15. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."



16. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were
drunk and didn't mean it.



17. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more
OOMPH this time."



18. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find
out, won't we?"