1.How long do you spend in the shower?
.0823 seconds...less time if I don't wash my hair.

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
a chest as hairy as a bears.

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
a dead body (that was alive pre-winshield)

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
a date.

5. Whats another word for blemish?
attention-getter

6. Name a food often cooked in the microwave.
veal cutlets

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
a casket

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
she lied about her age.

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
poops on the driveway

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
GRE

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
heterosexuality

12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it.
you can't go home again

13. Name a sport where players loose teeth.
shuffleboard

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a students day.
teach them something.

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
when you made them cry, and then sat there pointing and laughing while they were crying.

16. Name something found at a Seance
gullible people.

17. Name a bird you wouldnt want to eat.
Big Bird.

18. Name something that gets folded
A poker hand

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
pride.

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
your brain.