*As of 9 am this morning, the judge cut the ties that bind, and I have joined the millions who prove that "till death do us part" is only lip service.

I heart the weekends because:

*I can practice my dancing with a tambourine.
*Saturdays are tailor-made for sleeping in.
*Plane tickets were purchased for an upcoming trip.
*Margaritas and Red Stripe with friends and lovers.
*Bicycling adventures sans emissions.
*Walking hand-in-hand hither, tither and yon.