Today feels like:

*An overdue versus veto.
*Pleasant songs gone awry.
*Getting lost on a straight line.
*Falling down posthumously.
*Pink Cadillacs and VW's for the (tacky) elderly.
*Being blinded...with science.
*A stiff shot at lunchtime.
*Getting styled by Richard Simmons.
*Going into surgery alone.
*6 months until finding the Lost.
*Soggy Crispy Rice.
*Speaking in tongues.
*Working late.

ew, ick.