*Tamales make excellent parting gifts.
*Photography classes are fun for all, Big or Little.
*Hot water really makes a house a home.
*Late-night swimming sessions are best with pool toys and a communal bottle of wine. Individual wine glasses not required.
*I have a favorite aisle in Target that has nothing to do with clothes.
*Children are the best form of birth control.
*Let's hope that after the meteor hits we don't have to
repopulate the earth, because that could get messy.

I'm so proud
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