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Hello again everyone and welcome to another of our internet award winning weekend feature "A Few Moments With Dead Celebrities".

Today we have a wonderful represenative of the swinging 60's. Truely someone who was one of kind and is now dead. Please make her feel welcome, here she is MRS. MILLER!!!



Thank you. I'm dead you say? I'm really dead?

Yes Mrs. Miller I'm sorry to break it you but yes you are very dead.


Umm.. I don't feel any different. I'm still in perfect voice, listen....

Please don't sing...



See, many people said that while I was alive. You're sure I'm dead?

Yes.Could you share some stories from your career... maybe tell the people what kind of an act you had. You've been gone along time.



Harry... HARRY... can you hear me? I'm dead... DEAD. The man says I'm dead... no not my career.. ME. I'M DEAD. Yes. You must be dead too. Were all dead here I think.

Mrs. Miller..


Yes it does explain a lot. Harry I'll talk to you about it later I'm bieng interviewed... I don't know I'll ask him.

Now Mrs. Miller if you could just...


Harry wants to know are you dead?

No.. Mrs. Miller I'm not dead.


Then how can you be here? Why are you here?

Well on the weekends I get to come here and communicate with dead celebrities and they tell stories and reminisce and...


So you're not dead. You're sure? HARRY he's alive. No I don't get it either. Harry and I don't understand any of this. Are you like that little boy in that movie?

"The Sixth Sense"?


No. "Lassie Come Home". Are you like the little boy from "Lassie Come Home"?


Did he talk to the dead?



I don't know young man, you're the big shot with all the life. You tell me. I loved "Lassie" and "Bonanza" and "My Three Sons". Did you ever watch "My Three Sons"?

Yes but...



With Fred MacMurray? He was a fine man. Did you watch Fred MacMurray?

Well that's all the time we have today. Thank you for joining us Mrs. Miller.



I never liked "I Love Lucy" it was always a little too much with that Cuban and all. But "The Lucy Show" now there was a show.

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Dorothy Gardener used to have that wonderful afternoon talk show did you watch that? That wonderful afternoon talk show with Dorothy Gardener? Oh my.. and what about Yogi and Boo-Boo and that wonderful Mister Ranger sir. I loved that. Did you watch that?