I haven't been able to post here or reply to comments because I was attending offsites, both necessary and required for my job.

Okay, so they weren't as bad as I thought they'd be. In fact, today's was actually really good. When I have time, I may post more about it, but for now, I will share one of the ice-breaker tables games.

We had to make three statements -- two of them true, one false. The object of the game was for my tablemates to guess which is the false statement.

Here are my three statements about me:

1. I know how to make lasagna.
   
2. I have never been outside the United States.
   
3. I washed out of every sport I tried.

I fooled five of my eight tablemates.

I put the question to my readers. Which statement is the false statement? Some of you who know me well may have an unfair advantage here. The game assumes we're all strangers.

And I am making this a MEME, folks. If you're reading this, consider yourself tagged. So post your three statements here. Or on your blog. Or both. But at least post here so I will go look at yours.